Mixed Notions!!

moving house

2008-04-14T14:13:00.000-07:00

hello

2008-01-19T05:33:00.000-08:00

yah....
new job
new boss
new environment
new women

tight schedule.

Letter from ME to ME

2008-01-05T03:28:00.000-08:00

Perfect love sounds real nice
But that never seemed to happen with any relationship of mine,
It was always up and down,
and after the last goodbye,i still din't know what it was about.

Am not a perfect person and there are so many things i wish i din't do,
but i continue to learn...

You came into my life with out judging me
and accepted me for who and what i am,
Made sure that i do not stray off the side walk,
made sure that i could trust you holding my hand through a dark alley
with my eyes blind folded.

The closer i get to you,
the more you make me see that,
by giving me all you've got,
your love has captured me.

They say,if you always do what you've always done,
you'll always get the same ol' stuff

Love for sure is like most things in life;
not all good,not all bad
but you have not chosen the best,
but a good thing so that you can mould it into the best.
i pray it gets better as we grow.

Ed,
It gets hard some times
but that will not take away the dreams i have for the two of us.

Am sorry if i ever hurt you in anyway
and it's something i must live with every day
and if ever, i put you through any pain, i wish i could take that away
becouse i want to be the one to wipe your tears and catch your fears.

I could drive so many times round and round but,
i will always wind up at your Door
Becouse;
I have found a reason to live,
a reason to start each day with a smile
and end each day with a bigger smile
A reason to start a new life
Becouse;

The new life is one i din't know of,
A LIFE FULL OF BLISS
you, Ed, are that reason.
i love you.

Men and Women

2007-12-17T05:36:00.000-08:00

Was talking to afriend of mine the other day who thinks that there's afundermental difference in the way men and women see things lately
like...
Their tastes are different.
Women's tastes in life are material,and the men's taste in life is aWOMAN.
And by taste i mean-the things that we desire.
Forexample,Men have nice cars not becouse they like nice cars but becouse they know women like nice cars... men are hunters,and the car is the bait.
becouse they know what women want,they purposely own it so that one day when awoman says 'nice ride', she instantly becomes aprospect and the first thing that runs through the man's head is- ".. gotcha".

Then, there is awoman's place.
that,awoman's place is always comfortable, that women just love mental,physical,financial ease,peace of mind generally and so they will always look for confortable sorroundings.
come to think of it- if aman can fuck awoman on acardboard,he wouldn't need to build ahouse.i wouldn't! for what?
but becouse i know my chase will be eased if i own a tele, refrigerator, abed (with sheets,2 pillows,can you imagine, 2 of them-for what?)
I can do with out this shit,honestly,i don't need agas cooker coz i can eat out. but she does, apparently,she wants to eat her own cooked meal,uh.

then, there are women who write books about men they don't even know about.
they don't know what the fuck they'r even talking about,but they want to give advice to other women.
100 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR MAN BY some lady.
look...that's not true. they are only 4.
suck his dick
fix him asandwich
let him smoke inside the house
and don't talk too much,and aman will be happy.

Those books and magazines not only trick them but also pick on their self esteem.
each page my girlfriend turns makes her feel farter... and uglier... and she starts feeling as if her cloths are not good enough. they basically have her forgetting how fuckin' beautiful she is. and if her p%$&# was a stack,there would be asharp fall, all becouse she's giving away too easily.

women are also so confusing,i don't know if its also in their tastes and preferences to be there all the time confusing men..
They confuse me out of my psyche i tell you.
practical example....
I'am chilling at the bar(10bells already gone down) and this fine 'thing' walks past, i know she's fine when half her ass is popping out of her dress (ooh), her tits still pointing at me even after she has passed, and on her way back from the 'ladies' i can't control my self i say- DAMN NICE ASS. chick turns around, very mad and says- 'hey peace o shit just becouse am dressed this way doesn't make me ahoooker'!
its true...she's totally right Gentlemen...just becouse she (they) are dressed acertain way, doesn't mean they are a certain way.
but ladies, you must understand that,...that is FUCKIN' confusing.
now,
that would be like me walking around the streets in police uniform and if some one runs up on me asking for help,i bust out in anger...just becouse am dressed this way,does not make me astupid police constable. you understand?

I said to her
...am sorry, yo not ahooker, but, yo dressed in ahookers uniform. so, forgive me coz mis-understandings are bound to happen.

and men,we misunderstand women alot,some men undermine women's feelings, which is not good at all becouse feelings are very important to women,everything of theirs is based on how they "feel"
you can hear it when they tell stories.
When aman is telling astory it will be just facts- who,did what,with who,when,how and where. forexample,'it was me and james at the bar looking for young campus girls to get laid with'.( just strategy,no feelings) but women tell stories with all these feelings 'like- first of all you have to understand that iam in my periods and i feel insecure ever since i introduced you to my friend Ann...'

2007 Englands worst nightmare.

2007-12-10T00:11:00.000-08:00

The year 2007 will go down in history as one of their worst years.
Too much walala, too little talent...

Starting with cricket
the Twenty20 cricket world cup.
promising, much hyped...they could not even go past the super 6 stage.

Lewis Carl Hamilton

The formular one rukee was making History untill the last day.
Hamilton who turned 22 on jan 07 this year was seen as agod among men by the english after winning the 2007 canadian,United states,Hungarian,the Japaneese and the British(home) grand prix which saw him with 107 pts.but the championship was to be decided at the Brazilian Grand Prix-the seventeenth and last race of the 2007 Formula One season which was later won by Kimi Räikkönen(ferrrari) in an incredible twist of events.Lewis Hamilton, who held a four point lead in the championship, suffered a series of problems during the final race, finishing 7th and losing the championship to Räikkönen by a single point and 'behind Big names'like Felipe Massa (Ferrari),mark webber(redbull-renault)Nick Heidfeld (BMW Sauber)Jarno Trulli's Toyota, Ralf Schumacher (Toyota)and team mate Fernando Alonso McLaren-Mercedes among others.

Rugby world cup

Having been walloped 37,0 by South Africa in their first group game,England went from weakness to strength promising that it would defend their world cup trophy. however S.A proved their nemesis again thwarting their already hopeless chances in the finals and South Africa became the second SANZAR side to win two titles, following Australia, who won in 1991 and 1999.
The english lost their cup.

Tennis.

It all started at the ATP Masters series which is an elite tour for professional tennis where the 'wanna be' English tennis star Andy Murray failed miserably in the fourth round after losing in 5 sets to Nadal, (6(3)-7(7), 6-4, 4-6, 6-3, 6-1)..
...Same year that has seen Tim Henman retiring after astring of terrible performances in this jinxed year.

Football

With the so called premiership 'world class stars' on the English team, England still failed to qualify for UEFA Euro 2008.

Agree or not,these guys had avery good team, including but not limited to the liverpool skipper Steven George Gerald, Chelsea and England's capi John Terry,Manchester united 'wonder boy' Wayne Rooney and apop star husband David Beckam,

They were nipped to qualification by minnows Croatia and soccer Under dogs Russia.

Lastly but not least...
Boxing sunday morning (9th dec 07)
"Every body loves Ricky Hatton..."

Much talked about,much punished.
A professional boxer who has a record of 39-0 (25 KOs or TKOs),rated by The Ring magazine as the number-one pound-for-pound boxer in the world. Mayweather has won six world boxing championships in five different weight classes, and he was the WBC welterweight champion and you gon say..."what a fluke that was"? "he was smarter than i thought he was"...? Dude,the man beat Oscar 'golden boy'Delahoya and Bernard "The Executioner" Hopkins almost to death, what were you thinking? His father, Floyd Mayweather, Sr., is a former welterweight contender. One of his uncles, Jeff Mayweather, is a former IBO super featherweight champion. Another uncle, former two-division world champion Roger Mayweather, is Mayweather Jr.'s current trainer. If i were you Hatton,i would have first read my opponents biography before starting any shit.
I blame yo white manchester homeys who din't warn you against sniping at aflashy black boy....

Floyd 'pretty boy' Mayweather simply could not stand losing to awhite boy period.
Both fighters went into the MGM Grand Garden Arena undefeated.
The 'hitman' went into the ring cheered on by thausands of fans that had made the journey from Britain and when the fight started he led an early charge with his busy fights that pushed 'pretty boy' mayweather into the corners, but as the fight went on,Mayweather's class began to show.
Hatton was outboxed and outclassed in the later rounds,and when the end came it was brutal...the 'hitman' was sentflying into the ringpost with ahammer of the left hook,as he bounced back into Mayweather's line of fire,the Briton was floored for the final time.

....and the English lost again.

A thank you might just get you some more!

2007-12-05T23:32:00.000-08:00

(Location: my bed room)
(Listening to:Golden eye-tina turner )

A friend of mine was telling me the other day how he hates women who don't appreciate shit, especially a good lay. According to him, if he spent the whole night making you feel good, its only fair that you give back by at least saying "thanks honey, that was great" or some shit like that. He hates it sooo much when she doesn't show any appreciation, that he never wants to hook her up no more.
i think my boy is right.
check this out- human beings naturally like to be flattered, they like to be told how smart they are, how beautiful they look, how much you like her smile, u know? if you don't believe me try telling a woman you like her dress or the way she smells and I bet you, she’ll ask you to describe what you mean and if yo lucky she just might let you do it in private, preferably at yo place.

I met this girl a few months ago and i think there is some thing wrong with her manners, either she din't go through the right schools or the problem is with the people who raised her.
my friend just won't say "thank you"...whether its something nice you've bought her or a 'good day' text messange... wapi,she ain'never gon say "thank you"! and it kills me,it kills me that she doesn't appreciate anything i do for her. makes me want to just stop,just stop giving her anything..problem is...i like her,i like this girl men. and where i grew up,when you like some one and wish them the best,you prove it,you demostrate yo care by getting them something nice, and thats exactly what i do...i buy her stuff,take to places she likes going to.but now am starting to feel like my efforts are being frastrated by her meanness and unthankfulness.
i swear am this close,this close to liking someone else.

RED PEPPER:
Kony runs mad.
(LRA rebel boss goes bonkers, chases away all his 14 wives after eating Otti's whopper)
...ROTFL

while you were away

2007-12-03T04:54:00.000-08:00

Did you know that Osama's men were here? yep they were in town to grace the Queens visit. according to ugandas leading daily, bin ladens buddys highjacked the UBC van and messed up the signals,explains why i wasn't able to catch the Queens speech live, i wonder where George Maison (kulayigye)and Jack bower (kaihura)were.

Moslems don't take shit
Some chick (british teacher) is sentenced to 40 strokes of the cane and 15days in jail for letting her pupil name a teddy bear Muhammed.
Am going to talk to my sheik this coming Eid (eid Aduha around 27th Dec) about this tight rule in islam, wan't to be sure this whole teddy bear thing provides adequate ground for 40wallops, what do you think wama?

Mugabe
This dude still has tremendous support in Zimbabwe,the zimbabwean citizens still 'feel' this old guy, i mean, its amazing and at the same time confusing...
did you see that enormous crown that herded his nomination? it was amazing. according to what i saw- it was as if the whole of zimbabwe was behind this guy...

According to most analysts his administration's policies have led to economic collapse and massive starvation over the course of the last ten years. Zimbabwe has the highest inflation rate in the world predicted to hit 1.5 million % by the end of 2007, and is, according to the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa, Africa's worst economic performer. With a record 85 % unemployment and ~8000 % inflation rates, Zimbabwe is in its worst economic crisis since Mugabe took power. His government has been accused of being racist by among others British Foreign Office Minister Peter Hain, senior Zimbabwean Roman Catholic bishops and our own (ugandan)John Sentamu, the Archbishop of York. However, Mugabe is considered by many members of the African public a hero of the fight for independence and his land policies are just winning him more and more admiration from his pips.
During the nominations, he was given afew minutes to say some and i quote " Zimbabwe is no longer under British rule but they are always in their STUPID parliament discussing us"
It is believed by my self and some of my workmates (the cleaners to be specific)that mugabe has support from china, SA and most African countrys. i dont want to sound racist but really-if there is not enough land for the natives why don't the whites just go else where.

Last evening (sunday) i confirmed my worst fears...
i fear monday like a primary school pupil, that's not just the day kiboko(caning) resumes but you know its gon be avery long week and chances of NOT getting caned are...0%

Did you hear that....my boss's voice
"sla, this is the Boss, pliz come to the Diary room"

till then

2007-11-28T12:00:00.000-08:00

Ladies and Gentlemen, am sorry to inform you that the writer will be away from technology for some time. any inconviniences are highly regreted. yours management.

Exam time
Dude gotta pass

part of letter to afriend.

2007-11-20T22:11:00.000-08:00

....yes, try registered mail i'm sure its safer.

and yah,will be there.

oh, by the way, Dal,did i tell you the whole world is here?,in my country? i think even yo president is coming,that's if you guys are among the common wealth countries.

i'm happy about it coz my city looks clean now,unlike before,they have sooo cleaned up, no street kids, no beggers, the roads are smooth,the green...its beautiful. you know how you clean up the living room when yo expecting visitors but the other rooms in the house and back yard are like shit,yah...thats what is happening here. the city is mwhaa... we are expecting 53 heads of states with Queen Elizabeth II as the guess of honour,i have to be on the streets and see this powerful 81 year old woman when she comes today. can't miss i tell you,what will i tell my kids? that i missed the only chance to see the Queen,how?

every one is ready for Chogm,prostitutes too,they are so ready they have hiked the fares,yep,they bought new mini skirts,new lotions,lip stick i hear they have even stocked on tablets for high bloodpressure,just in case the big bellied boys over 'do' and get an attack,there is remedy at the scene.
it explains why there is no more cheap service lately(i hear).
we have asaying in my language that "atalina sente tafumita kyindaazi" meaning-the one who doesn't have enough money doesn't point at the best Donut. they pick for him,has no say on whether he likes it or not. a no choice kinda situation,you know what am saying. so,it seems 'it's' only going to be for dem high-ups who will afford 'it'.

i think so far am loving the whole Chogm thing that's going,i am a "come on in" kinda guy,you know,i like visitors,new people around,people of different colors,people from different parts of the world,all gathering here in my city ah,good thing i tell you, though i don't know how succesful it is going to be,or how helpful to my country it is, considering that the oposition leaders are going around telling people that Chogm is only going to benefit the president who is going to go down in history as the one in which his regime Chogm was hosted, i disagree with them coz i know Chogm is going to show case Uganda to the rest of the world,the world is going to know about our exports, our tourism industry, and am sure some one is going to tell these guys about the kony problem we have in northern uganda and may be they'll do something to help our people in the north. you remember the rebels i told you about?,yah those killers.
but most importantly it's going to display the beauty of the Pearl of Africa,and ofcourse the beautiful women we have,lol.. so,in truth,am excited about Chogm

hey,do i talk too much? i know....
ok let me stop here

talk soon
say hullo to victor

love ya

That was part of the Mail i wrote to my friend Dalia who lives in Belize

A 'thank you' might just win you some more!

2007-11-19T01:04:00.000-08:00

(Location: my bed room)
(Listening to: Sade)

A friend of mine was telling me the other day how he hates women who don't appreciate shit, ESPECIALLY a good lay. According to him, if he spent the whole night making you feel good, its only fair that you give back by at least saying "thanks honey, that was great" or some like that. He hates it so much when she doesn't show any appreciation that he never wants to give her any more.
I think my boy is right. check this out- human beings naturally like to be flattered, they like to be told how smart they are, how beautiful they look, how much you like her smile, u know? if you don't believe me try telling a woman you like her dress or the way she smells and I bet you, she’ll ask you to describe what you mean and if your lucky she just might let you do it in private, preferably at your place.
I met this girl a few months ago and i think there is some thing wrong with her manners, either she dint go through good schools or the problem is with the people who raised her my friend

am single

2007-11-18T22:59:00.000-08:00

is this true

"By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation"

2007-11-06T03:52:00.001-08:00

fair well to our oldies radio and club DJ

2007-11-05T02:50:00.000-08:00

Wilfred Bangirana
(1963-2007)

Bangi as commonly know is Dead.

His death is such aterrible loss to all of us and especially the ugandan entertainment industry.
I was very sad when i first heard the shocking news of my most loved radio presenter but now i know i shouldn't be sad becouse the man lived his life and has left us with alot to remember about him.

I remember one time when i went with my uncle to the disco for the oldies night where Bangi played and the guy refused leave the dance floor becouse to him, Bangi had taken him back to them days when they were still young and energetic,where getting off the floor would only be when the bouncers were asking them to get out coz it was time to close.

I never knew Bangi personally but i know he was agood man who am told had a warm loving heart for every one and was so down to earth.
Bangi is one of those people who made me love old music and for that reason i never missed his wind down zone programme on sanyu fm becouse he always knew what to play, its as if the guy knew exactly what i wanted to listen to.

He is nolonger with us but he's with us every other way and will always be in our memories.
may his soul rest in eternal peace.

Am going to miss you Bangi!

whats the plot dude? women, learn to ask

2007-11-02T05:26:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine went into acertain company in that side of town best known in some circles as the coporate area. am talking about that side of town where serena,mtn,stanbic and others are placed.

Now,my boy had gone to clear company bills and according to him, he thinks he was mistaken to be 'the boss'. i forgot to say that my friend can be bossy some times and i think that explains why it happened.
When he was done handing the dimes to the chick at the counter, before walking out he had to wait for his receipt which apparently takes about 5minutes to process. thats when he started asking the chick when they would be reconnected and was told that it would be as soon as that receipt was processed of which he refused to accept saying mbu he knows that they normally take long to reconnect. thats when the chick asked him that if he liked,he could write down her number and give her acall in case he got back to office and the thingie was not yet on,that may be she would help.
kati now thats where the problem is- the service provider clearly (with out doubt or question) put in place acertain number that one could use if they are in asituation they say mbu is With regard to temporal order, and i think its even on the receipt. so, i expect this chick of all people to know that. considering ofcouse the fact that she works there.

conclusion:
me and my boy think or is it know that- the chick wanted plot for the evening and saw no better way to ask the dude.
did he call yo asking?...i did!

keep talking!

2007-10-24T06:34:00.000-07:00

{location:some cafe}

08:43pm @ campus: drizzling
heaven comes running and enters car

eddsla: hey
heaven hey, wasap?
eddsla: fuckin’ rain. that’s wat is up
Been waiting here half an hour where’ve you been
heaven; it was adouble lecture, sorry, forgot to tell you
eddsla: whatever
heaven: how was yo day?
eddsla: great. you?
heaven: ahh, the usual, interviews, reading, writing… u know?
eddsla; bambi, u’ll b fine don’t worry.
heaven: what are you talkin’ bout?
eddsla: I mean, sorry bout yo life,…it’s boring.
heaven: pssh, whatever men. talked to yo supervisor yet?
eddsla: he’s still showing off, you know how they be, talking bout how busy his schedule is and shit. I don’t think, …ahh, I mean, I think…I don’t like that guy. He seems to be on a mission to delay me on campus. can you imagine some kids from my high school who used to be so many classes below me, am talking kids who used to clean my plate after meals and wash my clothes have joined campus. and actually, there is some one going around telling them am doing medicine, can u imagine? mbu that’s why am still in school after all these years. I swear to God heaven if I get that fool. I’ll make news.
Promise me you’ll convince those guys to put me on front page of bukedde with YAMUSSE as headline
heaven: come down sla, I suggest you do some thing about yo dissertation instead of threatening people, that way you’ll be able to show the whole world that indeed you don’t intend to be a doctor but a rolex maker
eddsla: you might want to watch yo mouth heaven.
heaven: ‘annoying japes’
eddsla: I would not give a shit about this whole bunk but this fuckin’ kid. This …this small gobshite I overheard telling the other that “he walks amongst us but he’s not one of us” can u imagine?
heaven: I like that kids description of you, fits pretty well.
eddsla: very funny
heaven: look there, segawa!
eddsla: cute!
heaven: excuse me
eddsla: he…he’s handsome
heaven: sla???
eddsla: what?
heaven: hmmn, ok, is there some thing I should know about you, right now?
eddsla: (looking around) like what?
heaven: like yo sexuality?
eddsla: ahh
heaven: like, …are you into women or men?
eddsla: you like to see my horns don’t you?
heaven: umn
eddsla; heaven
heaven: oh my God, yo gay!
eddsla: I swear am… whatever…
heaven: laughing

long silence

eddsla: I din’t even like yo article yesterday- window shopping, pshh, what the hell was that any way?
heaven: what it was? well, should I say… yo segawa thingie earlier is the gay version. where you should be looking at women, for you yo checking out men.
eddsla: you really think yo funny heaven
say another word en I swear yo walking home in this pour.
heaven: am….
eddsla: am am shut up!
heaven: laughs out annoyingly loud
eddsla: increases volume on radio
nodding, enjoying ”its like candy by caramel”

afew minutes later:
heaven: ohh, by theway, I’ve got something for you, I don’t know if you’ll like it
eddsla: what?
heaven: goes for her hand bag/ traveling bag; very big.
there you go! from the pages of the Sunday vision
eddsla: no, yo kidding me, Ernest bazanye’s WORST IDEA!
opens, autographed? yo the woman! no, he’s the MAN. “bazanye is the fuckin’ man!”
thanx heaven.

‘sings
kibaluma…
kasita ofuna worst idea kibaluma
buli kalungi ko’funa kibaluma
kibaluma…kibaluma…’

Baz, I love the book
thanx

what aday!

2007-10-04T02:45:00.000-07:00

(location:work)
(beef with:boss)
(detest:boss)
(want to kill:boss)
(mood:miffed)
(listening to:there's ahole in the bucket-harry belafonte&odeta)

Its aregular day in Kampala

Birds are singing,
Taxies are hooting,
Crackheads are smoking,
Dogs are barking,
Thieves are plotting,
Beggars are tapping,
Bosses are chillin',letting out,passing wind (read-fatting)
eddsla is vexed

Nothing is really happening!

junior

2007-09-25T05:47:00.000-07:00

(listening to: careless whispers-GM)

I picked up abad habbit afew days ago and now am really worried
i don't like putting on my pyjamas before i go to bed lately, i enter my sack raw, as in ...with nara.
I think thats the reason why junior is very sensitive lately, i mean, he acts funny,
gets excited at small things like women in jeans.
Am asking my self if juniors sudden change of behaviour is coz of his maturity or boredom. i know he has not been getting much action lately ba...his pushing abrother.

For along time,junior had been avery polite young boy untill he started going to alzawadi on wednesday nights during hollidays,thats were he picked up this Socially incorrect behaviour of "over getting exicited" after senior started drooling at young girls shaking things their mommas had undoubtedly shared with them.

The other day, i bumped into this old girl friend of mine(girl friend as in-old friend from high school) and as soon as we hugged like this, junior went vatamatogopistastic (don't bother looking it up) u should have been there, i sudated!...i had to pocket very first and convince him not to embarrass me.
luckily the chick din't notice none,otherwise.....

When i told afriend of mine about juniors immoral behaviour, he told me that i should be happy junior is this sensitive,that actually there are people who reach acertain age and they can't actually....u know, salute!

Am happy for juniour,yes i am. the only problem is that he just basts out in excitement so disrespectively with out permission.
I mean, normally when aman detects a potential prospect, his brain communicates to the other part of his body(i don't know how), then they mutually agree to form a partnership were one does the convincing (zozoling) and thats me, and then the other does the penetrating(read entering) but junior has failed to honour these small rules and instead wants to finish before even starting.
I need help!

o.j simpson

2007-09-20T03:00:00.000-07:00

O.j simpson is as of now afree man after spending three days in prison.
He was charged with 11 felonies stemming from an alleged robbery last week in a Las Vegas hotel and could spend the rest of his life in prison if convicted.
his attorney says simpson will plead NOT GUILTY to all charges on october 22nd

Simpson and others are accused of entering a room in the Palace Station Hotel and Casino and pointing guns at two men -- Alfred Beardsley and Bruce Fromong -- as they took sports memorabilia, along with Fromong's cell phone and Beardsley's cap and sunglasses

I say o.j is stupid, coz, with the bad history that he has, getting himself connected to anything that could get his black ass back to them court rooms was dumb.

The police have called it an armed robbery.
Am not saying o.j is guilty, i mean,... i don't know, i wasn't there but....he should have thought long and hard before he picked that gun up en called his boys to pay Bruce and Alfred that visit!

look what i found

2007-09-15T05:05:00.000-07:00

Golden Oldies

2007-09-14T05:38:00.000-07:00

[location: work]
[mood: done]
[listening to: there u are-sam salter]

i just got my self ASAM SALTER cd, men this brother is tight!

i've been listening to lots of music lately en i've come to close that its true music changes by day, which am not sure is agood thing. forexample these days half the stuff these guys sing don't have any meaning, especially rap music. u may happen to have heard this guy called lil jon,his type of music is called crank music, man that shit don't make any damn sense,all they ever talk about is bitches,whores,cars,bling bling and those boys make sure they show it off in their videos(videos-the only good thing about these songs)
rap music or i don't know wat they call it has cought up in kenya, yes am talking bout CMB prezzo(cash money brothers)and his boys. men these guys know just how to swing their hands, i have afriend of mine who got slapped by AY when they wer shooting acertain video.
and now there is double bed mazongoto
my kenyan friend shu likes dancing to mazongoto,which am sure she doesn't know wat it means.
that guy had beef with his own bed,en he gon tell us?? come on now yo'll......

but let me tell you somethin ladies and gentlemen
me...am an old skool brother!
if you ain't old skool,my friend.....u don't know wats happening.
that is not saying anything against hip hop. its just that am old skool by adollar and am not converting over

you know wat hip hop doesnt do? hip hop dont sing about love no more, en with out love bro...,yo lacking MAJOR shit in yo life. am talking about these punk ass guys who walk around telling every one bout all the women they'v got. if yo not in love my friend....u done missed the whole ship.
see, like i said, am oldies to the bottom of my heart. ilike old music u know. when music was music then. there song back then as soon as you hear it yo ass just lights up.

I've been really trying now baby....
Trying to hold back this feeling for so long...
And if you feel like I feel...
Come on...

Let's get it on...

men.....
damn!these guys .....s@%#!

am sure you all agree with me when isay that kisses in the moonlight is the best love song of all times! don't u?

...........You'll hold me in your arms
So tenderly...
I only want a taste
Of your sweet, sweet, ooh

Oh, kisses in the moonlight, sugar
That would make this night complete
There have got to be
Oh, kisses in the moonlight, sugar
Fly away with me
Oh, fly away with me...

you?? i mean... gwe??
this song just makes abrother want to mek love like NOW

now first chill, do you know that Barry whites music is recommended when making love?
you don't wana play that guy's cd in office. i swear the tea gal will look like katie holmes.

Barry white(RIP) had avoice that wenever i play COME ON i get so many ideas that only aqualified sheikh could come me down,am talking bout aserious prayer men.(my pants think its ok to point wen barry says-come on come on come on gal,come here baby.....i can't stand it,i can't take much mo,the way u dance ohh baibe,u move yo body like yo teasing me, ohh yeah babe, auhh babe. uuuh i love u day en nite am with you wrong or right, i'll keep u satisfied coz satisfaction's guarantee.........you??

then if you wanna dance feel free to drop in
cameos CANDY or teddy pendergrass' JOY, or get FRESH with cool and the gang in THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT(jt taylor) but make sure that no one brings PRESSURE coz billy ocean says so, or even CRITICISE coz alexander o'neal and colonel abram don't want u to get TRAPPED.they want you to just be cool,call yo gang and GET DOWN ON IT.don't forget to ask them "watchu gonna do? do u wanna get down?"

its just like raggea music men, those dreadlocked people too know wat music is, they always have an issue going on,acause, before stepping on the microphone. like bob marley on that REDEMPTION song, it was indeed another song of freedom, then AFRICA UNITE, bob too knew sometin about love, listened to WAITING IN VAIN? tight!
am not such araggea fun but i sure know when to change the cd to some raggea when mims starts telling everyone why he thinks he's hot.

before i go, i want to pay my respect to the boy tevin, TEVIN CAMPBELL was ready and wanted to talk coz of this girl that was always in his heart, am talking bout the brown eyed girl.
apparently melani admits(on air) that she had acrash on tevin, wonder if she still does.

my oldies list

George benson`
Ray parker jnr
Teddy pendergrass
Stevie wonder
Luther vandross
Julio eglesias
Marvin gaye
Billy ocean
Nilli vannille
Gerald,Levert
Phil collins
Lionel richie
Lenny williams
Barry white
5 temptation
Aretha franklin

old skool

ll cool juma
The lost boys
Born thugs & harmony
Maxwel
Eric bennet
salt en pepper
B.I.G
Queen latifah
Queen pen
Gerald,Levert
Montell
Naughty b Nature
Sam salter
Snoop dogg
Dela soul
Aaliyah
R kelly
Sparkel
Black street not back street
112

some one tell me were mark anthony and sade fit

the ultimate attraction

2007-09-11T06:17:00.000-07:00

(location: job)
(mood: fantasy land)
(listening to roots,musiq break u off)

who says getting up every day to go to work en you don't find much work at the office is bad??
i say no. it ain't...matter of fact its sooo kawa.

now here is my days story
i spent almost the entire day charting to afriend of mine but most importantly (yes most importantly)i spent the whole day checking out cars on the internet.
and if you are good to me i might drop some for you to check out
.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................good boys en girls.

check this out

now this is aM@%#*RF@%*#*G JAGUAR

am gon be driving this wen am 25, yes 25 thats according to the fantasy i had wen checkin them out, en u know fantasies are not restricted to reality,meaning i might get it....no, no hellen u can't be my friend,...no....i said no...NO

thats abently... aF@#%*N bently.
now, am worried, very worried i tell you.
how am i gone drive this thing in this kampala here of ours, where every body is ahater ahh, come on richard u know you are. but i don't give ashit!! no i dont, am gon bring it to tawu. yep,tonight when i go to bed be sure to see me cruise that baby rite there.

ho ho ho ho......
the HUMMER

eehh,
white m@$*%fuck&*s
how do they know how to shape these things so distinctively that am left with no choice but to fall in love

i love you sweetheart, i love u so much, i think about you aaaallll the time. when am chilling, when am drinking, when am studying, when am working.....its you baby.
come on sugar,why don't you let me ride you? i promise i'll be gentle with you,i'll be tender,smooth en warm with you,i'll let you choose which position you want,will service you even before yo ready,i'll take you to ex ex exccstatasy i swear i will. just give me achance. pliz....(sobs) u like to see abig boy cry don't you(sobs...sobs)

ahh.....watever

2007-09-07T07:03:00.000-07:00

The sunlight danced accross her body as lightening flashed
i knew God had to be angry

couse she was mine and i was hers
but only for that moment
becouse

just as the sun interupted the moon
i knew that every thing would end

and so would we
becouse
we both were...

apart of another family.

Life is short....enjoy yo motherfuckin' life

2007-08-17T06:41:00.000-07:00

Good evening ladies and gentle men,wat apleasure to be here.

Am just here to remind every one that life is shot,
you've got to enjoy yo motherfuckin' life,....enjoy yo motherfuckin' life, stop being ungreatful all the time,
you've got to be happy about yo life. if God din't bless you with acrysler300 pliz stop saying shit.
walking around sayin' his car looks like alawn cart. no bro... it looks like acrysler300!
The fucked up part is that it looks likes alawn cart untill some one pushing alawn cart pulls up-then u act like yo blind and go queit.

Am just saying,... you gotta be happy about yo life.
we all know some people are often too hard, come on -you can't be hard all the time,7 o'clock in the godamn morning and these guys are angry- wait aminute man are u gang banging at breakfast bro? iknow 50cent made it real cool to be shot. let me tell you.i've been shot before and there aint nothing cool about it.when i got shot-there wasn't any music playing,ain't no bitches coming over,...nothing!
The pesky part is that when i got shot i wasn't even aware.
i was out side the club watching some niggas- am like...look at these crazy ass niggas fighting,...oh that nigga got agun... it better be good and then BAAM!
wait aminute jesus...pimp down pimp down bitch get the car...this is bull shit...i can't even feel my pulse...am gon black out am gon black out... am out...!

Am just saying,... life is shot ladies,
yo'all need to stop stressing all the motherfuckin' time. u need to understand that if yo not the shit to you, then yo not the shit to any fuckin' body else. you need to understand that and just deal with it.
We are tired of you getting in relationship with us en blaming us for shit we ain't even in control of.
talkin' to me telling me you fucked up my self esteem- bitch its called self esteem, its esteem of yo motherfuckin' self. how the fuck can i fuck up how you feel about you????
(don't get mad coz am calling you bitches-am only calling you bitches coz i don't know yo names individually)

Am just sayin',...ladies you gotta be the shit to you.
some of you stress entirely too fuckin' much about shit that men don't even care about. like tha colour on yo finger and toe nails.
listen-

never in the history of men has aman been getting ready to fuck awoman and change his mind coz his finger nails and toe nails din't match

NEVER,never has aman been putting on acondom and then- bitch is that blue en black? i won't, ican't do it, i can't am out of here.NEVER!
You be worrying about things that don't even matter,
Some of you women have kids en now you've got stretch marks.
now you walk around the house bitter blaming the kids, showing the kids yo high school pictures- look wat you did to me!

ladies if yo man is mad about yo stretch marks, i suggest that you stop fuckin' with bitch ass men. i think you should look around for real men like ME who say we have no time to squall en worry bout no simple shit like stretch marks.
bitch i know that either they came from one or two things.
either you wer big en got small or you were small en got big....either way am fucking

life is too shot thats all the fuck am saying.
ladies, you gotta start taking responsibilty for yo own miserable lives.
if yo over 25years and still walk around talkin' sayin' men ain't shit... bitch you need to grow the fuck up from yo irresponsible ass....what you ment to say was that, all the men you fuck with ain't shit- thats right...
you need to figure out what it is about yo pussy that keeps attracting ain't shit men...might be ain't shit pussy!

Am just saying,... life is shot thats all am saying-u gotta enjoy yo motherfackin' life

You gotta be happy for what ever the fuck you've got right now you don't know what the fuck may happen.

i'm coming home

2007-08-16T04:31:00.000-07:00

(location: jobe)
(mood: oba how)
(listening to: what you are-lionel richie)

Looking back
I can see the things
I should have done, could'a done
I see so much of my life I let go by

when you're young
All you know how to do is wrong

Life can play tricks sometimes
You think you got everything
When you've got nothing at all

The only way you know where you're going
You gotta take a fall
You've got to lose it all

I've been through love
I've been through pain
Changes in my life
Now I know what's meaningful

Looking back
I hear my family calling me
All my friends and loves I let go by
They wanted me to stay
But I was on a journey

There are so many faces
There are so many stories
But when I opened my eyes I had to realise
There's only one place to go

Through all the things that I've been through
There's only one thing left to do
This time am sure
This time I'm gonna get it right...uh huh

I'm coming home

ahh..........now what should i call this one?

2007-08-14T04:12:00.000-07:00

(location: work)
(mood: bored)
(listening to: what awonderful world)

......am here,
......chilling,
.........broke,

wishing i had credit to call up my mum for aloan
i haven't paid up the last one she gave me i know,ba......we'll talk! she's agood listener and understands when dude is bust.

think i should just head for the front desk seats en catch up on some Big brother

hope boss doesn't find me.
speaking of bigbrother, irealy think the ugandan chick is fine
her first appearance in the house depicted otherwise tho', i mean, honestly the way she came in,if u watched.....weak!
besides her first days in the house were quiet.she kinda made me give up on her ba now i have faith in her bringing home them dimes.
by the way, am predicting achau in the house, who is with me on this one???........
i swear i see maxwell taking down lerato

time check

its lunch time

now i think i've found some thing to do,....yo damn right eat!
but then i need to first figure out the cheapest eating place around here
the last thing i need is to burgain for kimele at maama boys kafunda today, her waitresses already hate me for my showy demeanours.
coz u know how abrother be's when he has 'some'? no doubt i let them all know that nzewulila (am fertile)

ok, now major hunger has started placing,gotta go

some body help me with a title pliz!

fuckin' english words

2007-08-13T01:40:00.000-07:00

on my way from work last friday,i was listening in on my favourate radio station radio onewhen i heard one of the presenters trying to tell the listeners about some thing he had been watching on television the previous night.
while speaking to yvonne, jemmy went like- last night i was watching terrestrial television and bla bla bla....so, soon as he was done yvone asked him what the heck he ment by terrestrial t.v and all that time iwas also trying to figure out wat he was talking about. so he explained to her that it was t.v whose waves pass through satelite bla bla which took him about 5minutes to do.when he was done explaining i realised that this guy was actually saying he had been watching NTV the previous night.
On hearing Ntv, the person i had with me in the car wondered why Mr presenter couldn't just say ".......i was watching Ntv....", may be then he would save her from his "i know english bullshit."

that cues me to the time i was watching CNN.
folks!....from me to you
Americans (let me not Generalise) Mr bush is some fucked up brother.

some body tell me what the fuck Americans are still doing in Iraq if they've killed every body?? ahh.
the only thing i like about these guys is that they are bullies men.
they don't give ashit,
i think they be watching these guys on CNN and go like..... say our name bitch say it,say it say it 3times en see if i don't come over there and kill every body.
if you don't believe americans are gangsters tell me what the Iraq uniform looks like.....................don't worry i'll wait!
you ain't never seen it haven't u?
cuz these guys ain't killing the Army, they are killing them. they are over there killing every goddamn body wearing kanzus and caps ............you shouldn't have said shit
Americans are so.....i don't even know the fuckin' word.
They get on the news and act like we don't even know they are killing real(innocent)people.
They will never get on the news and say today, we killed 10 men, 6 women, and 2 children. They use words we can't readily i dentify like....today, we killed agroup of insurgents
am home watching the news but i don't understand wat the fuck they are saying.
i just think to my self, i don't even know those motherfuckin insurgents,kill them all for all i care. i don't have any (1) insurgent friend.

Americans!
smart bullying mother fuckers ain't they?

edd-slah

prayer

2007-08-10T02:12:00.000-07:00

Any day above ground is ablessing - thanx be to God.

ladies and gentle men

2007-08-09T08:13:00.000-07:00

wsap?

...............am pissed off men,

just got me anew place men
i hate ma neighbours men.

i got neighbours that borrow shit all the time

have u ever had aneighbour,that borrow yo shit, en kip it so long
u have to borrow it back?

can u imagine she asks me for proof if am gon return the shit
the other day i had to remind her that that was my godamn broom.

that aint all men

i got rats en roches like creeps en blood men
they crowl en make noise all the time

i come from work en start breaking off fights between them........(come on roch let it go let it go let it goooo, it ain't worth it)

men they be answering ma door,
talking on my fone wont click over!

people tell me they call in en are told that......that mothf***er don't live here, edd who???

my roches are smart too men, they play dead.
the other day i stepped on one of them, went to the kitchen to get some tissue, came back that mothf***er was gone.
i saw him two weeks later with some stitches
the dude told me he was too legit to quit.

and this all comes after my mum threw me out of the house men

have u ever noticed that wen yo in school u ar yo mammas' baby?
ba wen u graduate, yo that nigga walking around the house.

but its alright atleast am out of that place.
i'll neva forget back then wen having sex with my gal friend was always tricky
especially cuz i always had to listen out for my mum.

one time i was handling my bizness right?
but i had to listen out for my mum, so i told the gal,.... isaid baby, u gon have to shut the f* up coz i'v got to listen out for my mum.

psssshshhs......ithought i heard some.
so i jumped off,looked thru the key hole, but there was non........damn. mum doesn't come home before 6. ....told her there was nothing en went back 'in'.

one time my mum cought me men, it was fucked up
i was handling my bizness right?
i mean, i was on the floor but the bed was shaking!
(yeah,thats how bad i iam)
i was in my bedroom when she came in en went straight for the kitchen
then she started calling out for me
she shouted,edd....wat are u doing?
isaid,.................... .nothing mama
she said, ...............come here boy
isaid, .....................mama am cuming
she said,............... i said come here boy
isaid,......................mama am cumiiiiingg
she said,............... hurry up
isaid am trying if u would shut the f* up

................then i came.

chris turker