Nov 20, 2007

part of letter to afriend.

....yes, try registered mail i'm sure its safer.

and yah,will be there.

oh, by the way, Dal,did i tell you the whole world is here?,in my country? i think even yo president is coming,that's if you guys are among the common wealth countries.

i'm happy about it coz my city looks clean now,unlike before,they have sooo cleaned up, no street kids, no beggers, the roads are smooth,the green...its beautiful. you know how you clean up the living room when yo expecting visitors but the other rooms in the house and back yard are like shit,yah...thats what is happening here. the city is mwhaa... we are expecting 53 heads of states with Queen Elizabeth II as the guess of honour,i have to be on the streets and see this powerful 81 year old woman when she comes today. can't miss i tell you,what will i tell my kids? that i missed the only chance to see the Queen,how?

every one is ready for Chogm,prostitutes too,they are so ready they have hiked the fares,yep,they bought new mini skirts,new lotions,lip stick i hear they have even stocked on tablets for high bloodpressure,just in case the big bellied boys over 'do' and get an attack,there is remedy at the scene.
it explains why there is no more cheap service lately(i hear).
we have asaying in my language that "atalina sente tafumita kyindaazi" meaning-the one who doesn't have enough money doesn't point at the best Donut. they pick for him,has no say on whether he likes it or not. a no choice kinda situation,you know what am saying. so,it seems 'it's' only going to be for dem high-ups who will afford 'it'.

i think so far am loving the whole Chogm thing that's going,i am a "come on in" kinda guy,you know,i like visitors,new people around,people of different colors,people from different parts of the world,all gathering here in my city ah,good thing i tell you, though i don't know how succesful it is going to be,or how helpful to my country it is, considering that the oposition leaders are going around telling people that Chogm is only going to benefit the president who is going to go down in history as the one in which his regime Chogm was hosted, i disagree with them coz i know Chogm is going to show case Uganda to the rest of the world,the world is going to know about our exports, our tourism industry, and am sure some one is going to tell these guys about the kony problem we have in northern uganda and may be they'll do something to help our people in the north. you remember the rebels i told you about?,yah those killers.
but most importantly it's going to display the beauty of the Pearl of Africa,and ofcourse the beautiful women we have,lol.. so,in truth,am excited about Chogm

hey,do i talk too much? i know....
ok let me stop here

talk soon
say hullo to victor

love ya

That was part of the Mail i wrote to my friend Dalia who lives in Belize


Blogger lulu said...

this is beautiful!
but i am so not excited about chogm, meanwhile that was quite a response on 'love' ...hah! funny really funny


November 21, 2007 at 1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a good letter it was. Uganda's online ambassador eeh? Good one. Very nice.

November 21, 2007 at 2:03 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Pills for the faint hearted! Lol! Maybe they should just stick to sauna and stuff and forget about Greatlakes girls with the endless stamina

November 22, 2007 at 9:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's how we window dress our pothole capital.
Let me return a favour you did me recently: it's 53 heads of state
and she is 81 years old.

Otherwise you are too patriotic, man.

November 23, 2007 at 1:11 AM  
Blogger eddsla said...

@ lulu, long time no see yah, wasap?
@minty, what are you talking about ahh?

November 28, 2007 at 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, Ed, I was just correcting those facts, like you helped me correct the kampala Sibizimbe poem, remember?

November 30, 2007 at 7:26 AM  

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