Dec 17, 2007

Men and Women

Was talking to afriend of mine the other day who thinks that there's afundermental difference in the way men and women see things lately
Their tastes are different.
Women's tastes in life are material,and the men's taste in life is aWOMAN.
And by taste i mean-the things that we desire.
Forexample,Men have nice cars not becouse they like nice cars but becouse they know women like nice cars... men are hunters,and the car is the bait.
becouse they know what women want,they purposely own it so that one day when awoman says 'nice ride', she instantly becomes aprospect and the first thing that runs through the man's head is- ".. gotcha".

Then, there is awoman's place.
that,awoman's place is always comfortable, that women just love mental,physical,financial ease,peace of mind generally and so they will always look for confortable sorroundings.
come to think of it- if aman can fuck awoman on acardboard,he wouldn't need to build ahouse.i wouldn't! for what?
but becouse i know my chase will be eased if i own a tele, refrigerator, abed (with sheets,2 pillows,can you imagine, 2 of them-for what?)
I can do with out this shit,honestly,i don't need agas cooker coz i can eat out. but she does, apparently,she wants to eat her own cooked meal,uh.

then, there are women who write books about men they don't even know about.
they don't know what the fuck they'r even talking about,but they want to give advice to other women.
look...that's not true. they are only 4.
suck his dick
fix him asandwich
let him smoke inside the house
and don't talk too much,and aman will be happy.

Those books and magazines not only trick them but also pick on their self esteem.
each page my girlfriend turns makes her feel farter... and uglier... and she starts feeling as if her cloths are not good enough. they basically have her forgetting how fuckin' beautiful she is. and if her p%$&# was a stack,there would be asharp fall, all becouse she's giving away too easily.

women are also so confusing,i don't know if its also in their tastes and preferences to be there all the time confusing men..
They confuse me out of my psyche i tell you.
practical example....
I'am chilling at the bar(10bells already gone down) and this fine 'thing' walks past, i know she's fine when half her ass is popping out of her dress (ooh), her tits still pointing at me even after she has passed, and on her way back from the 'ladies' i can't control my self i say- DAMN NICE ASS. chick turns around, very mad and says- 'hey peace o shit just becouse am dressed this way doesn't make me ahoooker'!
its true...she's totally right Gentlemen...just becouse she (they) are dressed acertain way, doesn't mean they are a certain way.
but ladies, you must understand that,...that is FUCKIN' confusing.
that would be like me walking around the streets in police uniform and if some one runs up on me asking for help,i bust out in anger...just becouse am dressed this way,does not make me astupid police constable. you understand?

I said to her sorry, yo not ahooker, but, yo dressed in ahookers uniform. so, forgive me coz mis-understandings are bound to happen.

and men,we misunderstand women alot,some men undermine women's feelings, which is not good at all becouse feelings are very important to women,everything of theirs is based on how they "feel"
you can hear it when they tell stories.
When aman is telling astory it will be just facts- who,did what,with who,when,how and where. forexample,'it was me and james at the bar looking for young campus girls to get laid with'.( just strategy,no feelings) but women tell stories with all these feelings 'like- first of all you have to understand that iam in my periods and i feel insecure ever since i introduced you to my friend Ann...'


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am laughing alone hapa. Ati just because ur in a police uniform does not make u a policeman? I will quote you.

December 20, 2007 at 5:40 AM  
Blogger Tamzel said...

Eh, I have just discovered that it would be worse if you told her she is sexy. Most Ugandans interprete sexy as something really bad.

December 20, 2007 at 7:39 AM  
Blogger ~ScotchBiscuits~ said...

your ability to live without all the 'material' know, gas cooker and stuff is based partly on just how far you want this relationship to go. When you want someone to cuddle up with for one night I agree a house and drapes is alot, but when you want to be with someone forever-four walls and a roof is not alot. If you want children with this person, then you will be concerned about their environment-and no the cardboard will not do. So again, it depends on where you want to take it.
and guys have this little thing called ego-I can bet there are guys that will buy a nice ride because it will stroke his ego when the world gawks as he drives by.
Sorry about the essay!

December 20, 2007 at 2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said scotchbiscuits...

naye those 4 things that please a man...

December 21, 2007 at 1:56 AM  
Blogger Tandra said...

dude...u killed me!LOL..policeman crack..priceless

December 22, 2007 at 6:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddslah, this is so funny. Lol at the Policeman!!!

But are those the 4 things that man wants...only????

December 27, 2007 at 6:02 AM  
Blogger the antipop said...

wonder y women's sexual needs are always set aside. i say, you give a woman a good fix and tht is all she will ever ask for. learn the game brother and stop havin misguiding conversations

January 4, 2008 at 5:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

World wide blog.

January 12, 2008 at 5:39 AM  

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