while you were away

Did you know that Osama's men were here? yep they were in town to grace the Queens visit. according to ugandas leading daily, bin ladens buddys highjacked the UBC van and messed up the signals,explains why i wasn't able to catch the Queens speech live, i wonder where George Maison (kulayigye)and Jack bower (kaihura)were.

Moslems don't take shit
Some chick (british teacher) is sentenced to 40 strokes of the cane and 15days in jail for letting her pupil name a teddy bear Muhammed.
Am going to talk to my sheik this coming Eid (eid Aduha around 27th Dec) about this tight rule in islam, wan't to be sure this whole teddy bear thing provides adequate ground for 40wallops, what do you think wama?

Mugabe
This dude still has tremendous support in Zimbabwe,the zimbabwean citizens still 'feel' this old guy, i mean, its amazing and at the same time confusing...
did you see that enormous crown that herded his nomination? it was amazing. according to what i saw- it was as if the whole of zimbabwe was behind this guy...

According to most analysts his administration's policies have led to economic collapse and massive starvation over the course of the last ten years. Zimbabwe has the highest inflation rate in the world predicted to hit 1.5 million % by the end of 2007, and is, according to the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa, Africa's worst economic performer. With a record 85 % unemployment and ~8000 % inflation rates, Zimbabwe is in its worst economic crisis since Mugabe took power. His government has been accused of being racist by among others British Foreign Office Minister Peter Hain, senior Zimbabwean Roman Catholic bishops and our own (ugandan)John Sentamu, the Archbishop of York. However, Mugabe is considered by many members of the African public a hero of the fight for independence and his land policies are just winning him more and more admiration from his pips.
During the nominations, he was given afew minutes to say some and i quote " Zimbabwe is no longer under British rule but they are always in their STUPID parliament discussing us"
It is believed by my self and some of my workmates (the cleaners to be specific)that mugabe has support from china, SA and most African countrys. i dont want to sound racist but really-if there is not enough land for the natives why don't the whites just go else where.

Last evening (sunday) i confirmed my worst fears...
i fear monday like a primary school pupil, that's not just the day kiboko(caning) resumes but you know its gon be avery long week and chances of NOT getting caned are...0%

Did you hear that....my boss's voice
"sla, this is the Boss, pliz come to the Diary room"