Life is short....enjoy yo motherfuckin' life

Good evening ladies and gentle men,wat apleasure to be here.

Am just here to remind every one that life is shot,
you've got to enjoy yo motherfuckin' life,....enjoy yo motherfuckin' life, stop being ungreatful all the time,
you've got to be happy about yo life. if God din't bless you with acrysler300 pliz stop saying shit.
walking around sayin' his car looks like alawn cart. no bro... it looks like acrysler300!
The fucked up part is that it looks likes alawn cart untill some one pushing alawn cart pulls up-then u act like yo blind and go queit.

Am just saying,... you gotta be happy about yo life.
we all know some people are often too hard, come on -you can't be hard all the time,7 o'clock in the godamn morning and these guys are angry- wait aminute man are u gang banging at breakfast bro? iknow 50cent made it real cool to be shot. let me tell you.i've been shot before and there aint nothing cool about it.when i got shot-there wasn't any music playing,ain't no bitches coming over,...nothing!
The pesky part is that when i got shot i wasn't even aware.
i was out side the club watching some niggas- am like...look at these crazy ass niggas fighting,...oh that nigga got agun... it better be good and then BAAM!
wait aminute jesus...pimp down pimp down bitch get the car...this is bull shit...i can't even feel my pulse...am gon black out am gon black out... am out...!

Am just saying,... life is shot ladies,
yo'all need to stop stressing all the motherfuckin' time. u need to understand that if yo not the shit to you, then yo not the shit to any fuckin' body else. you need to understand that and just deal with it.
We are tired of you getting in relationship with us en blaming us for shit we ain't even in control of.
talkin' to me telling me you fucked up my self esteem- bitch its called self esteem, its esteem of yo motherfuckin' self. how the fuck can i fuck up how you feel about you????
(don't get mad coz am calling you bitches-am only calling you bitches coz i don't know yo names individually)

Am just sayin',...ladies you gotta be the shit to you.
some of you stress entirely too fuckin' much about shit that men don't even care about. like tha colour on yo finger and toe nails.
listen-

never in the history of men has aman been getting ready to fuck awoman and change his mind coz his finger nails and toe nails din't match

NEVER,never has aman been putting on acondom and then- bitch is that blue en black? i won't, ican't do it, i can't am out of here.NEVER!
You be worrying about things that don't even matter,
Some of you women have kids en now you've got stretch marks.
now you walk around the house bitter blaming the kids, showing the kids yo high school pictures- look wat you did to me!

ladies if yo man is mad about yo stretch marks, i suggest that you stop fuckin' with bitch ass men. i think you should look around for real men like ME who say we have no time to squall en worry bout no simple shit like stretch marks.
bitch i know that either they came from one or two things.
either you wer big en got small or you were small en got big....either way am fucking

life is too shot thats all the fuck am saying.
ladies, you gotta start taking responsibilty for yo own miserable lives.
if yo over 25years and still walk around talkin' sayin' men ain't shit... bitch you need to grow the fuck up from yo irresponsible ass....what you ment to say was that, all the men you fuck with ain't shit- thats right...
you need to figure out what it is about yo pussy that keeps attracting ain't shit men...might be ain't shit pussy!

Am just saying,... life is shot thats all am saying-u gotta enjoy yo motherfackin' life

You gotta be happy for what ever the fuck you've got right now you don't know what the fuck may happen.